"As per my last email..." Black & Silver Brimmies.

Aka open your eyes.

This reply is going to feel so sweet. Like office revenge. The rage and fire inside me is intensifying, as you've ignored my emails, don't follow through, are constantly disorganized and always blame someone else.

Look through your past emails. Search my name or the subject — it's literally never been simpler! You could find the information faster than asking me for it a second time, or third....or forth! 

Plus, how about you lift a finger and do some work for once?! I can't believe I have to even send this email again, but my passive-aggressive tone should really grind your gears, too, right? (Oh...it won't? Because you won't get it, and you don't really get anything.) 

*Sigh*

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Genuine Mammoth Mojo (TM). Accept no substitutes. 

This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

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