"Govern yourself accordingly." Dad Hat — Light Blue Edition.
"Govern yourself accordingly." Dad Hat — Light Blue Edition.
Oh no, you didn't!
Did you really just end your email with this line? Who are you...Judge Judy?
This type of attitude might fly for the Head Mistress of an uppity prep school, but this is an office, and I certainly don't need a thinly veiled lesson in my inbox. We're all adults and I was hired to do a good job, which you better believe I know how to do, too.
So let's table the passive aggressiveness, and make this day a little easier for everyone. Does that sound like a plan, Judy?
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Genuine Mammoth Mojo (TM). Accept no substitutes.
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 20 ½-23 ½ | 4 ½ | 2 ⅞ | 7 ⅛ |
A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
One size | 52-59.7 | 11.5 | 7.4 | 18 |
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