"Clickbait." Pink Brimmies.

It's not your fault if they find you alluring.

It's hard being the object of attention. But it's ok.

Let them stare.

You've got more important things to do.

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Genuine Mammoth Mojo (TM). Accept no substitutes. 

This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)