"This could have been an email." Dad Hat — Stone Edition.

I’m sitting here, watching your lips move. 

There are a lot of words coming out… “We are here, gathered, as a team, in this room, to move the needle forward…”

I find myself observing and surfing your rainbow of unfiltered, stream-of-consciousness circular observations as you express — and explore — your point of view for all of us. Pontificating out loud. Wondering. Probing. Misfiring.

An hour of time for 8 people. How are you not seeing this? Or do you just not care?

This could have been an email. 

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Genuine Mammoth Mojo (TM). Accept no substitutes.

You’ll be head over heels with this timeless piece! The hat comes in various colors to match your style and sits on your head just like a crown, thanks to the adjustable strap.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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