"TL;DR" Dad Hat — Dark Grey Edition.

I put a lot of effort into this. 

Into making sure that I’ve laid out my case in granular detail. 

I’ve covered every angle and provided all the context you need. Anticipated every question. Provided the rationale. 

Unfortunately, it’s too long for anyone to actually want to read it. Whatever, I’m sending it anyway.

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Genuine Mammoth Mojo (TM). Accept no substitutes. 

You’ll be head over heels with this timeless piece! The hat comes in various colors to match your style and sits on your head just like a crown, thanks to the adjustable strap.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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